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"[...] clitoris"

"Dude, WTF, you can't say that!" *whines about poor innocent ears*

"Guys, were talking about ANATOMY, that is the anatomical name of that. Sorry. Geez, "love button""

"sniggers"

Then the two sober ones were convinced by the drunk one that staying up all night to get McDonalds' breakfast and buy The Hangover was a good idea. Then I made an ass of myself in approximately a 20' radius of my mom's boss. Then Lea fell asleep. So Doug.

Geez

That pileup on 75 looked really bad. I'm glad you guys weren't out there.

CARL

Inversely Proportional

Matters of Great Importance:

Impressing Bitches < Making Music < School

Quantities of Shit in my Apartment:

Shoes > Guitars, etc. > Engineering textbooks

Not to get all Chris Traeger up in here

But my jaw literally dropped...