viernes, abril 22

Why I wear python cowboy boots:

Reason 1:
It takes serious balls to approach a girl wearing python cowboy boots. Thus, it eliminates frivolous conversation with pansy motherfuckers.

Reason 2:
Python cowboy boots are luxurious and they can hold necessary accessories such as a phone and a card wallet. They therefore eliminate the need to carry (and probably drunkenly misplace) a designer handbag.

Reason 3:
FUCKING BOOTFLASK!
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4 comentarios:

  1. Anónimo22/4/11 10:22 a. m.

    alright, that's it. i want a motherfucking like button on this blog ASAP. aaand i want cowboy boots in which to put a flask
    wC

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  2. L is for Gifted22/4/11 11:45 a. m.

    like like like like love

    carl you are the shit. ain't got time for no pansy motherfuckers.

    cm

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  3. Anónimo22/4/11 3:35 p. m.

    I shall call him flaskie and he shall be mine, he shall be my flaskie...

    http://everythinginthesky.com/post/704308474/its-motherfucking-booze-time-the-flask

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  4. L is for Gifted22/4/11 4:32 p. m.

    Thanks guys :)

    You should find the Dartmouth "It's Drinking Time" Flash Mob. It makes me happy. Cornell is going to do it soon. The link kept dying in comment form though.

    Also I think vodka gummy dinosaurs are going to have to happen soon. Dinosaurs are simply my favorite.

    CARL

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