What if I'm a whole new type of sociopath who can turn off their emotions?

I'm on spring break guys! Spring break! But, like adult version... So with wayyyy less drinking and a lot more sleeping and catching up on laundry. And some margaritas. Tuesday I ended up getting drunk at a bar near school and John came and got me since I am a pussy and hate taking the bus after 10:30 because there is always (always!) some creepy looking guy that just leers at everything remotely female. I did go to my office to pick up my stuff first and had one of those, "I'm drunk, at school! Hehe!!" moments.

How is life for everyone?

WonKY

A Playlist for the Unrequited and Pissed Off

So, I am in serious awe of you guys. Having real life, grown ass relationships, with real life grown ass relationship problems, and not losing your God damn minds. Meanwhile, here I am in fantasy land, losing my shit at the slightest provocation. (To Cari, more shits have gone down since we last wandered around a flea market. I am not dealing with it like a grown ass woman.)

In all seriousness, I am at a loss for ideas which I like the thought of executing.

I am just torn between thinking that I am being prudent and wise, making all the right choices in biting my tongue, because ultimately that is what is going to be best for all parties involved. Why throw yourself on the funeral pyre when we all could get on with our happy little lives in a year or two? But then I am certain that I am merely a chicken-shit too afraid to be real.

Today I was in the car, thinking that it would be so nice if the four of us had a way of making status updates that were only shown to the four of us. Mostly to avoid embarrassing status updates exclusively composed of songs with angsty lyrics revealing to all how lonesome I am. Then I was like, damn, that's the blog.

Also, my office mate has played Society (by Eddie Vedder) about 90 times lately. I swear to bejeasus that I am going to murder a bitch if I have to keep hearing, Sociiieetty in Vedder's dumbass voice any more.

When U Love Somebody--The Fruit Bats
Do I Wanna Know?--Arctic Monkeys
Everlong--Foo Fighters
Every Breath You Take--The Police
Do You Love Him--The Avett Brothers
Mr. Jones--Amy Winehouse
R U Mine--Arctic Monkeys
Whistle for the Chior--The Fratellis



All of my love,

K.D.

Hahaha, almost forgot the login info there for a few hot minutes...

Not that any on us keep up with the blog anymore anyways.

But I got my conch (inner) pierced. So I have 11 piercings now: rook, forward helix, tragus, tongue web, conch, and 6 lobes. I want maybe like 3 or so random outer conch piercings still, plus my septum. The list is getting small. When I get them all I wonder what I will do...

all of my love,

K.D.

"Dude! You got a tattoo!" "So do you, dude!' "Dude, what does my tattoo say?" "Sweet!" "What about mine?" "Dude!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2zp4B5ohzc

WonKY

TOP SECRET AND PUBLICLY ON THE INTERNET

So we are trying to win Roo's Funkiest Dancer for festival fame and fortune and I thought you guys should know. I don't want anyone on social media to know yet, because if we make it to the Top 10 there is public voting and I don't want it to be "old news" by then. Furthermore, if we both make it (which seems plausible by the current submissions), VOTE FOR GRETA! When you split the votes, people like Bush become president. We would share the VIP prize package for two anyway, so just vote for her because she is going to have more social media connections I think. Enjoy our weirdness!

CARL


http://www.funkiestdancer.com/

I have a bookmark folder of funny things, this is one of my favorites

Kelse, did you make this?

Shhh..........................

You'll like it.
















I miss you guys.



CARL

I'm going to buy us all this shirt

5 Fresh Pots a Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhdCslFcKFU

The other day I used the "Fresh Pots" video as a warning to the dangers of coffee to one of the RAs in my lab who, as he finished off a trenta sized iced coffee, was asking the grad student to see if he could go take a coffee break in like 10 minutes. If I ever become a Prof, I'm going to use youtube videos to teach everything...

WCOMMMA