Super Deep Hair Conditioning

• 1 cup mayonnaise (room temperature if possible, like from a jar of brand new mayo just off the grocery store shelf)
• 1/2 cup olive oil
• 3 egg yolks

Pretty much the grossest thing ever to have to touch. Plus it soaked through the towel that I wrapped around it kinda, so now it's all stiff and greasy (that's what she said). My hair better be super shiny and healthy after this crap.

I can't stand the typical person who makes it their life's goal to make themselves atypical. Be who you are, even if that is modeling someone else. Don't tell me who to be, even if you are just telling me to be myself. Stop giving a shit about what everyone is, and who you are, and things will fall into place. Don't try to feed me any canned bullshit about the meaning of life, cause if you believe any of that crap, than you have totally missed out on the meaning yourself, which clearly makes you unfit to give such advice. We all have our own way, and if you think yourself as being enlightened and more free than others, than you almost certainly have a bassakwards outlook on what it means to be alive.

AHHH BETHANY!!!!

I can't believe I forgot to call you over spring break!!!! I'm so sorry :(

Like times a billion. I was sick/super busy, not that that excuses it, but I figured I would at least tell you why. Anyways, holy crap, I'm sorry. Um, I figured since I am genuinely terrible at phones I would computerize this conversation. So I have a calc test next thursday, but this week I am free aside from the regular levels (aka huge amounts) of homework and junk. Maybe a late week mall trip? Anyways, lemme know.

LOVE YOU!

Kels