No offense Gators,

but I think your school may be in a permanent state of intoxication: http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=92485
You would act stupid if you were a fish out of water too, or if alcohol killed as many of your brain cells as it did of the researchers.

Obviously this is bogus, but it is funny. Don't tell Shanna because this is her birthday card.