If you happen to care

Finished Slaughterhouse Five this morning, had lunch with some buddies, came out even between buying and selling textbooks, and got my parking ticket dismissed. Pretty bitchen day so far, even though it's cold as balls.

CARL

Not looking forward to the stupid shit my children are going to think is funny

I was forced to think of this today when my Australian professor said the word "skateboard", and his accent made it sound weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIF0UCFd3FM

On a semi-related note, I walked into the men's room today. Not my greatest moment. Also, it smelled nasty in there.

K.D.

I already have a drink, think he'll buy me cheese fries instead?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5H-xnwCTjQ&feature=related