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Do you think the word 'snicker' has a male or female connotation?

I think I fell in love with math today.

Simply because e^(i*pi)= -1

and because during the proof of it my TA goes "Why pi? Because trig functions LOVE pi!" and I would have to say the same about college kids and pie with an "e".

CARL

HOORAY!!!

I BROKE INTO THE THIRD ROOM OF MY HOUSE!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

It's actually kinda gross in there...but still.

K.D.

When the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars!

So last night I was shaving, and I had a new razor that was shaped different than the ones I usually use. And so I was shaving the back of my calf where the hair grows in an odd circular pattern and I had the razor twisted all funky because it felt all wrong in my hands. And then I, of course, cut myself. But not like a regular nick. This cut is about two inches long and it dyed my bath water orange it was bleeding so much. It was like I angled the razor perfectly to actually slice a piece of my leg off. So I continued shaving, not being too concerned about how I had skinned a portion of my skin off. And then I look at the razor because it feels dull for some reason. And jokingly in my head I thought, I wouldn't be surprised to see a chunk of my skin in there, when in reality I would have been very surprised. And a saw a hunk of soap, it was all clear colored with a golden hue to it. And so I go to pull the soap off, and it comes off, but it is a string. A string of my skin. One that would have fit perfectly into the bleeding cut on my leg. Then I fainted.















Just kidding. Wouldn't it be funny if I was that squeamish? It was gross. But in a cool sort of way. I thought I would share that story with all of you because I find it funny. I hope you do too :)

K.D.

Also, I am hungry. And Inglorious Bastards was awesome. And nazi killing movies rock.

GAHAHRARARARAHAHARA

WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY LIFE!?