Two songs you simply must know about:
"Motherfucking Pterodactyl"
from theoatmeal.com
(okay actually a cartoon but it could be an awesome song)
"Home" by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
Home - Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros
EDWARD SHARPE & THE MAGNETIC ZEROS | MySpace Music Videos
CARL
jueves, noviembre 19
My life is average
Have you ever seen this site?
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php
It reminds me often of us. Like here, this one's like christina:
Today, I was walking along and a girl pointed out my gray hair and asked why because I'm still a teenager. I convinced her that I'm really 43 in Hawaiian years and that we age faster because we're closer to the equator and thus go around the world faster. She said she was so sorry that I was going to miss out on life. I have no idea how I kept such a straight face. MLIA
kelsey:
Today in Physics class, we took a generator and had a student put his hand on it. We then all lined up and held hands leading up to that student, so we had a charge running through us. I was the last person in line, and since I was hanging out of the room, I gave a freshman a huge high five. The charge through me shocked him and he fell on the floor. I love physics. MLIA
cari, if you had a little brother, maybe:
Today, me and my bestfriend were dicussing the latest Victoria's Secret comercial, and we were talking about how we would loved to walk around in a bra and heels and get paid for it. My eleven year old brother than said "you can, it's called a hooker" MLIA.
lea, way in the future:
Yesterday, I was at Friendly's waiting to be seated with my mom when 2 elderly women were leaving. As they walked by me I heard a snippit of their conversation which included the first lady asking "But what will you do if he touches your knee again?" with the response from the smaller, more frail looking lady of "I'll punch him out." I love old people. MLIA
<3 bj
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php
It reminds me often of us. Like here, this one's like christina:
Today, I was walking along and a girl pointed out my gray hair and asked why because I'm still a teenager. I convinced her that I'm really 43 in Hawaiian years and that we age faster because we're closer to the equator and thus go around the world faster. She said she was so sorry that I was going to miss out on life. I have no idea how I kept such a straight face. MLIA
kelsey:
Today in Physics class, we took a generator and had a student put his hand on it. We then all lined up and held hands leading up to that student, so we had a charge running through us. I was the last person in line, and since I was hanging out of the room, I gave a freshman a huge high five. The charge through me shocked him and he fell on the floor. I love physics. MLIA
cari, if you had a little brother, maybe:
Today, me and my bestfriend were dicussing the latest Victoria's Secret comercial, and we were talking about how we would loved to walk around in a bra and heels and get paid for it. My eleven year old brother than said "you can, it's called a hooker" MLIA.
lea, way in the future:
Yesterday, I was at Friendly's waiting to be seated with my mom when 2 elderly women were leaving. As they walked by me I heard a snippit of their conversation which included the first lady asking "But what will you do if he touches your knee again?" with the response from the smaller, more frail looking lady of "I'll punch him out." I love old people. MLIA
<3 bj
miércoles, noviembre 18
Kelsey and Lea,
I'm a vegetarian now. I hope this won't get in the way of our friendship.
Love,
Christina
Love,
Christina
Lea,
I got this shirt for you that sarah was hand-me-downing. I think you will like it. Maybe not. We'll see. <3 bj
lunes, noviembre 16
sometimes free chips and salsa just happens
i have an hour until math and i made myself drag my monstrously huge laptop and psych book so i could do an assignment. so of course i ended up at the blog. i tried to get books from library west today, it was really frickin hard, those rows are tricky and i can't figure out how to get to the books on the first floor... i swear i'm not retarded. i am however still a little sick, which blows. tonight i do believe kelser and i are having ham, yum. oh man, so i took my vitamin this morning before i ate, BAD IDEA, so almost got sick. wooooow, this guy just walked by and was so creepy, he was walking uber slow and kept making eye contact with me... strange! anyway i'm going to try to be productive now, hope i don't end up on facebook lol.
~WonKY COMMA
~WonKY COMMA
domingo, noviembre 15
Holy Crap. Oh Mah Gawd. This is hilarious.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/
K.D.
excerpt:
White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard.
Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.
If you plan on befriending white people, it is essential that you join them in the digital suburbs and open a Facebook account immediately. It’s also a good idea to make up a story about how someone from high school sent you a friend request and after accepting you discovered that they were fat and unsuccessful. White people love these stories.
bahahahahahahahahah....I keep laughing like a retard at all this stuff, but it is so funny. And also, I know its true, which then increases the funny.
K.D.
excerpt:
White people were nervous but had nowhere else to go. Then Facebook came along and offered advanced privacy settings, closed networks, and a clean interface. In respective real world terms, these features are analogous to an apartment or house with a security system/doorman, an alumni dinner, and a homeowners association that protects the aesthetics of the neighborhood. In spite of these advances, some white people still clung to their old MySpace accounts. That was until they learned that Facebook started, like so many things beloved by white people, at Harvard.
Within a matter of months, MySpace had gone from a virtual utopia to Digital Detroit, where only minorities and indie bands remain.
If you plan on befriending white people, it is essential that you join them in the digital suburbs and open a Facebook account immediately. It’s also a good idea to make up a story about how someone from high school sent you a friend request and after accepting you discovered that they were fat and unsuccessful. White people love these stories.
bahahahahahahahahah....I keep laughing like a retard at all this stuff, but it is so funny. And also, I know its true, which then increases the funny.
viernes, noviembre 13
"What is toast?"
Toast is when you take a piece of bread - What is bread? Bread is when you take some flour - What is flour? We'll skip that part, it's too complicated. Bread is something you can eat, made from a ground-up plant and shaped like a stone. You cook it..Please, why do you cook it? Why don't you just eat the plant? Never mind that part - Pay attention. You cook it, and then you cut it into slices, and you put a slice of bread in the toaster, which is a metal box that heats up with electricity - What is electricity? Don't worry about that. While the slice is in the toaster, you get out the butter - butter is a yellow grease, made from the mammary glands of - skip the butter. So, the toaster turns the slice of bread black on both sides with smoke coming out, and then this "toaster" shoots the slice up into the air, and it falls onto the floor...
"Forget it...Let's try again." Toaster was a pointless invention of the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
from Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
CARL
P.S.Our newest fundraiser in ROTC is betting on which guy can grow the best 'stache. Awesome.I ate dinner with Scott tonight and we talked about how much we hate K. Brooksville.
"Forget it...Let's try again." Toaster was a pointless invention of the Dark Ages. Toast was an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal form the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
from Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
CARL
P.S.Our newest fundraiser in ROTC is betting on which guy can grow the best 'stache. Awesome.I ate dinner with Scott tonight and we talked about how much we hate K. Brooksville.
jueves, noviembre 12
lunes, noviembre 9
domingo, noviembre 8
That guys face was creeping me out...
I hate the addition of unnecessary vowels to words such as me and hey. Meee, just looks retarded. As does heeeeyy. Do it once or twice for phonetic emphasis, OK. Do it every time you type the word and you aggravate the bageezes out of me. And you are officially labeled retarded. I also hate the word "muh".
K.D.
K.D.
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