chinese food and watching someone play video games

That's what most of the people at work are doing right now. Oh and playing with a vacum cleaner. we are so bored.

chicas, chicas bonitas!

Today I saw a really lazy squirrel. You know how normally they are all teaking out and running around and chasing each other? This squirrel was so lazy that he was laying on a stone bench with one arm hanging down and his head hanging over the edge. When a person walked by he got up and moved to the back of the bench and laid down in the exact same way. He was there for like ten minutes. I think if a squirrel was to even smoke pot that is how they would act. Also, I went and tried to tan on sunday and got a little burnt right between my boobs and now it's itchy, but I'm at work and I don't think itching your boobs at work is acceptable.

Hey Bethany

So, I got your voice mail the other day, but we are going back and forth between the coast right now, so I don't really have any signal most of the time. Also, Christina told me that your phone is having trouble, so I don't know if you got the message I left you a few weeks ago after you left me one. Anyways, to avoid more phone tag, I figured I would just blog to you. I'd like to hang out, but we are pretty busy at the coast, so maybe if you put some days you aren't busy on here I can plan a day to hang out.

Thanks for the b-day wishes, talk to you later,

K.D.

I am cham-pion at beer p-ong.

5 games, or 6. we really aren't 100% sure, but whichever it is, that is the number of times jake and i crushed the hearts and souls of the opposing team. i was pretty fun. also, met a kid who lived in Norway for three years, said kid got very drunk and tried to fight EVERYBODY. Said kid and I had a conversation about how 'viking' is a verb, said kid will always be referred to as Norway in my mind and has made it clear that you don't even have to be born in norway to become crazy and violent.
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yum

She wants to party! Oh! She wants to get down! Oh!

All she wants to do is dance.

I'm a trouble maker never been a faker

Would you rather...

1. Visit New Zealand or Australia?
2. Be missing your entire big toe or part of your little finger (either hand or foot)
3. Drink a bottle of Ketchup or eat a stick of butter?
4. Own a fish or a snake?
5. Go sky diving or Zorbing?
6. Have waffles or crepes?
7. Have seen/See the turn of the 18oos or 2100s?
8. Be a ghost (including poltergeists and the ability to posses people), zombie, or vampire?
9. Be over 7ft or under 4ft?
10. Have one brown eye and one blue eye, one brown eye and one green eye, or one blue and one green eye?

Rocky Horror @ The Pitcher show anyone?

Hey everyone! SOOOO kyle and i and a few of his friends are going to go see Rocky Horror at this place called the Pitcher show in Tampa on Friday the 28th at 11:30. Anyone want to go? I'm also gonna send an invite out to the awesome stahls and shanna banana. It'll be loads of fun ;)
Tampapitchershow.net/Calendar.html
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xyster is only one letter away from oyster

mo when are you homeward bound?