Totally

-christina

What I did this summer...

• kicked it off in G-ville where I dove into the biggest bean bag chair I ever saw (while wearing a dress...in a stranger's house, while the stranger was not there...in front of MB and Durham), also witnessed either a torture chamber or strip-dancing chamber.
• worked for UF doing...stuff...
  
• hung out in Daytona and ate an epic pizza, for $49 a night.
  
• succeeded in the "most ultimate organized music library" mission, complete with genres and years
• read every xkcd ever, btw the last 50 or so SUCK
• saw my broham graduate...also, hung out with said broham.
• attended a party, that had been broken up by the hosts, then again broken up by the cops (ooh, scary). Got pissed off at Justin Alonso.
• sang on a boat with my bro, my broham, my oldest bestest pal, all the while pissing off the weather gods and weirding out my parents.
• didn't catch a whole lotta fish, but snorkeled a lot, just the way I like it
  
• spent my birthday enjoying the view of a million tiny bait fish performing a symphony of feeding, which looked like something Morgan Freeman should be narrating
• also spent my birthday with Cari and Mo, getting my rook pierced, being called kiddo and not understanding Across the Universe
• also was harassed by people in a restaurant for it being my birthday for the first time in my life, swung a napkin over my head...
  
• read Wuthering Heights finally, thought damn near every character sucked and was about as lovable a venomous reptile.
• watched as Jim read Twilight and liked it (haha), also read Bree Tanner and Breaking Dawn...also watched Eclipse, which didn't suck as much as the first two, which says pretty much nothing.
• Reorganized my closet full of "stuff that needs to go to g-ville vs. stuff that goes here" approximately 50 times, got rid of some crap.
• beat Mario 64 (again)
• went to Siesta Key
• went to IKEA twice...rekindled my love for iphones
  
• witnessed far too much skinny dipping, flashed my friends (which is not good punishment for them bothering you with their nudity), had my bikini top stolen by some n'erdowells...and sang much too loudly as Charlie played guitar.
• made plans to walk down frat row with Krystal, with thermoses covered with lisa frank stickers, my thermos having jack, hers with SoCo, and wearing togas (only in college does this make sense)
• chased a party all around brooksville, a party which was only happening because Corey Becker ODed (irony).
• swam through a cave...not to mention caught crabs.
• gained guitar calluses, lost them, then began to earn them back, hopefully forever
  

I am sure there is more...anyways, what'd you guys do?


K.D.

chinese food and watching someone play video games

That's what most of the people at work are doing right now. Oh and playing with a vacum cleaner. we are so bored.

chicas, chicas bonitas!

Today I saw a really lazy squirrel. You know how normally they are all teaking out and running around and chasing each other? This squirrel was so lazy that he was laying on a stone bench with one arm hanging down and his head hanging over the edge. When a person walked by he got up and moved to the back of the bench and laid down in the exact same way. He was there for like ten minutes. I think if a squirrel was to even smoke pot that is how they would act. Also, I went and tried to tan on sunday and got a little burnt right between my boobs and now it's itchy, but I'm at work and I don't think itching your boobs at work is acceptable.

Hey Bethany

So, I got your voice mail the other day, but we are going back and forth between the coast right now, so I don't really have any signal most of the time. Also, Christina told me that your phone is having trouble, so I don't know if you got the message I left you a few weeks ago after you left me one. Anyways, to avoid more phone tag, I figured I would just blog to you. I'd like to hang out, but we are pretty busy at the coast, so maybe if you put some days you aren't busy on here I can plan a day to hang out.

Thanks for the b-day wishes, talk to you later,

K.D.

I am cham-pion at beer p-ong.

5 games, or 6. we really aren't 100% sure, but whichever it is, that is the number of times jake and i crushed the hearts and souls of the opposing team. i was pretty fun. also, met a kid who lived in Norway for three years, said kid got very drunk and tried to fight EVERYBODY. Said kid and I had a conversation about how 'viking' is a verb, said kid will always be referred to as Norway in my mind and has made it clear that you don't even have to be born in norway to become crazy and violent.
wonkY COMMa

yum

She wants to party! Oh! She wants to get down! Oh!

All she wants to do is dance.

I'm a trouble maker never been a faker

Would you rather...

1. Visit New Zealand or Australia?
2. Be missing your entire big toe or part of your little finger (either hand or foot)
3. Drink a bottle of Ketchup or eat a stick of butter?
4. Own a fish or a snake?
5. Go sky diving or Zorbing?
6. Have waffles or crepes?
7. Have seen/See the turn of the 18oos or 2100s?
8. Be a ghost (including poltergeists and the ability to posses people), zombie, or vampire?
9. Be over 7ft or under 4ft?
10. Have one brown eye and one blue eye, one brown eye and one green eye, or one blue and one green eye?