Kelse I want you to know, since you have left there is less pants wearing on my part, but not more happiness

Cari is coming WEDNESDAY!!! Ahh so can't wait. Gainesville is getting lame guys. Work is fun (most of the time) and making me money, but i'm either working or tired from working... first world problems I know but whatever. Also, I'm finding that I'm liking going out and partying far less than I ever have. I was thinking back to high school and I loved it so much, but now I'm like ehhhh I could go out or I could watch parks and rec...
Wcomma

Laughing so hard you hurt yourself is good for your health

In other news, Gainesville has been operating at five thousand billion percent humidity the past few days. Mo! How is your new job/state/friends/life?

YAY! Cari's home...

But I'm afraid I'll be off with my family this weekend. Presumably I'll be free by Monday or Tuesday night. Lemme know what you wanna do. Unfortunately I have 2 months worth of work to do in the upcoming week as prep for Scotland, but I wanna hang as much as possible. So let me know what's up, I'm down for the get down. I have no idea if that's an appropriate phrase.

all of my love,

K.D.

The sky was bruised, the wine was bled

Uh, hi. Looks like I'll be home next Friday. Hopefully it will work out like last time where I can stop in Gville for lunch. My last exam I "have" to take is today, but I'm a retard with a knack for finding statistical anomalies so I got into a parking lot accident on Sunday and have to get my bumper fixed. Alex isn't leaving for Paris until that weekend anyway, so that works for me.

CARL

And then Americans got their heads out of their asses

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/college-student-claims-left-cell-five-days-without-153200359.html

And realized how immensely idiotic it is for drugs to be illegal. Then they legalized all the drugs and we stopped putting kids in jail for victim-less crimes and put a fraction of the money we saved from not having to shelter and feed them while they were in jail into giving addicts free rehab and properly educating the public about addiction. Bonus points for not turning 18 year olds who got caught with an 8-ball into into hardened criminals and giving people the right to do as they please with their body. Oh, and probable prevention of gang violence and babies born with opiate addiction. The end.

I eat sixteen saltines then I lick my fingers

I purchased Blunderbuss today, holy crap I am so excited! I also bought Psycho Jukebox. Hope they are both spectacular, I am worried about my main men letting me down. But I doubt they will, and I foresee a lot of listening to them on the way to Europe, and in Europe. Golly I hope I stumble upon Jon Fratelli sometime while I am in Glasgow.

Ahhh, Elijah Wood, so delicious, albeit much too short. WILFRED SEASON 2 COMES ON AIR SOON! Did any of you watch the first season? It's pretty hilarious. I mean really, a show about doing fuck-all and smoking weed with a dog you talk to, featuring a heavy dose of mental illness, what's not to love?

Cari, at some point you asked me when I would be home and I don't believe I answered you. I will be home by like Saturday the 5th, and remain there until like the 26th, so we can hang out a considerable amount if you're there by the 9th, which would be hella awesome. Related, spellcheck does not think hella is a word. I learned this today when I used hella in my course evaluations. Spellcheck also does not think spellcheck is a work.

I should be studying. Blargh. Nards. I should have been studying all day. I laid down on the floor in the sun to study. Then I fell asleep on the floor for two hours. Like a godsdamned cat.

All of my love, oh all of my love, all of my love, to you now,

K.D.

The fuck is this new layout blogger?!

why the fuck do I want to add my cell phone to the blog?

Planz:
Hopefully I got a good grade on my Econ prelim so I can drop the final. If so I will be done here on May 9th, if not it will be the 14th.

Then I will drive home and hopefully see some of you betches.

And then I will drive back to Ithaca in a month and start a research project designing low cost water filters for people in Honduras on June 11th. I'm just gonna stay for the summer until Fall semester starts, aside from some awesome 'yakin, hiking, and marathon training adventures.

If you can find a cheap one way ticket Lea you should drive up with me and stay for a weekend or so in June. You can take off work ;)

Chris, coming to see you and the massholes is a definite possibility for a weekend this summer.

Kels, I don't think I'm coming to Europe. Alex is going to Paris, which is icky, and I don't want to travel around by myself if he and Greta are just going to be working the whole time.

'tis all for now.

so i did a south african.

could be a movie title, yeah? i miss you guys, i feel like i have no idea if anything exciting has happened to any of you lately. so i guess i'll just ramble on about my own escapades and hopefully you all will follow suit.

i tried molly a few weeks ago with ben (the crazy kid kelsey and lea met). it was really cool, i definitely recommend it in the right setting. but make sure you have this list on hand:
vick's vapor rub
orange juice
glow sticks
hand sanitizer
anything that lights up
3d glasses
weird music like pretty lights that you wouldn't normally listen to
cool people that have done it before
and you'll have a great time!

a couple weeks ago these tenessee rednecks ended up on the reef for a night and we had a night comparable to our key west night. one of the dudes had a prosthetic leg and i'm pretty sure we made this grand plan to hike the appalachian trail this summer. i don't remember his name. i fell out of a tree and woke up with one of the dudes completely ripped jeans in my room, but not the dude because they got escorted off property around 2 am. worth it.

i visited the world's most ghetto waterpark in west palm beach last week. but we were hammered and it was still a waterpark so, like pizza and sex, it was still good.

i got it in with a safrican last night. this is more of an accomplishment than anything else because they all leave next tuesday and, well you know, i've never done one before. it was nice.

so that's about my life since i saw you guys last. oh yeah and i got a job in cape cod, mass for the summer and i'm driving up there may 1 with my buddy who got me the job. was thinking about stopping and seeing you nerds on the 2nd probs. oh and cari i looked it up i'll be like 8 hours from you. meet in the middle and have a kick ass time at some point in the next few months? i think yes.

peace out homies.

Grown-ass men

...who have their shit together, are awesome!

Alex made me dinner and we watched Crazy Stupid Love last night. Seared ahi tuna, Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone, and sex. I can get used to this shit.

Congrats on your Gravitational Physics lab thing Kels! That looks epic!

CARL