Oh, hi

Mom is coming up for Thanksgiving now too and bringing Nick and we're going to Canadia to drink ALLL THE THINGGGSSSS.

CARL

I don't understand some of the people in our generation

I swear to His Noodly Goodness if I see one more self-pity status update I'm going to start being an UBER bitch and commenting with no regard to friendship. I don't get why people need to post to the world that they are having a shitty day/week/semester and how they wished they had some real friends. Personally, the idea of sharing my mood swings with facebook makes me more uncomfortable than an Irish man discussing his mother with Freud. ~end rant~
In other news I to need to shower and read before class, but I ended up preping all the parts for dinner tonight because I haven't cooked in a while and the urge is making me all twitchy like a crack head... or maybe that was the coffee. Anyway!! I miss you Carl and Chrismo. Christmas break is so far away.

Wonky Comma

Tanabe-sugano diagrams, and why the fuck is hexaaqua iron 3 nearly colorless?

It's probably bad to sit around eating jalapeno jelly straight from the jar, right?

I should probably just stick to drinking earl grey, slapping my mouth with my teaspoon, and wondering what the hell I am doing with my life.

all of my love,

K.D.

Oh Dear Lort,

The other night I had a dream with Jeremy Beach. Hoo boy has it been a while since that happened. We were at chuckie cheese's and tickets cost nearly a dollar a piece, and yes you used tickets not tokens. And you could buy tickets with your calculator or with just money. So I went up to get me and Jeremy and the other two people there's (Jim and maybe Lea?) tickets, and I only has $60 and everyone else was getting them with their calculators. But the machine that took money from the calculators was broken, so everyone just had to share the tickets I got, which somehow only came out to be like 10 a piece, and each game took like close to that much. And then the ski ball machine (my favorite) was off or broken or something, so I couldn't play that. And the machine where it gives you a bunch of basketballs to shoot was off, and there were barely any other games. And then we were all laying down trying to take naps. So the whole thing sucked a lot.

all of my love,

K.D.

I like it when I can literally see swagger rolling off of rockstars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s92smjLq_38

That video did shock me a little when it came out. In a good way.

Also, I'm obsessing over Gone for Good. Why did it take me so long to appreciate the magnitude of The Shins?

all of my love,
K.D.

Imaginary Friends

Frodo why u so awkward?

I need a kick in the ass or a venti white mocha with soy and an extra shot

AHHHH tomorrow is school. I don't have a bookbag, my hairs need a trim desperately, my room is a hellhole of a mess, and I haven't even bothered to look at where my classes are on campus yet. Pretty sure this meme is going to be an accurate description of this entire year, just replace the pint with a solo cup of some type of mixed drink.

Cheers to another year dudes
wonkY

I had a dream last night...

that I was attending your state-side 21st Birthday. None of the drinks I made you were strong enough after all of the Scotch Whiskey. I was saddened when I realized this couldn't actually occur this summer.

CARL

Dear Zach Braff,

I'm sorry for not believing you about Colin Hay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5J-DtKldpE

all of my love,

K.D.