Super Deep Hair Conditioning

• 1 cup mayonnaise (room temperature if possible, like from a jar of brand new mayo just off the grocery store shelf)
• 1/2 cup olive oil
• 3 egg yolks

Pretty much the grossest thing ever to have to touch. Plus it soaked through the towel that I wrapped around it kinda, so now it's all stiff and greasy (that's what she said). My hair better be super shiny and healthy after this crap.

I can't stand the typical person who makes it their life's goal to make themselves atypical. Be who you are, even if that is modeling someone else. Don't tell me who to be, even if you are just telling me to be myself. Stop giving a shit about what everyone is, and who you are, and things will fall into place. Don't try to feed me any canned bullshit about the meaning of life, cause if you believe any of that crap, than you have totally missed out on the meaning yourself, which clearly makes you unfit to give such advice. We all have our own way, and if you think yourself as being enlightened and more free than others, than you almost certainly have a bassakwards outlook on what it means to be alive.

AHHH BETHANY!!!!

I can't believe I forgot to call you over spring break!!!! I'm so sorry :(

Like times a billion. I was sick/super busy, not that that excuses it, but I figured I would at least tell you why. Anyways, holy crap, I'm sorry. Um, I figured since I am genuinely terrible at phones I would computerize this conversation. So I have a calc test next thursday, but this week I am free aside from the regular levels (aka huge amounts) of homework and junk. Maybe a late week mall trip? Anyways, lemme know.

LOVE YOU!

Kels

i need y'all's opinions!!!

leslie wants us to pick what bridesmaid dress we like but since i'm really not good at this stuff and you guys are... which is your favorite??

You guys...

Stop being so boring. I know you all have at least mildly entertaining stories about your mildly interesting lives... Stop withholding them from me. I'm a little too in the middle of a nowhere vortex to be cheated of some true life mementos of your startling realities.

Peace and love...
Chris

SPRING BREAK OH-10!

"makin' banana pancakes / pretend like it's the weekend"

i'm at the deluxe inn in ft stockton, tx!!!

inn in. i'm so tired. i should be sleeping now, but i will soon. i just felt the need to update a blog post. even though it will probably be totally incoherent and i'll look at it later and be like what the hell? when did i even write this? but that's ok, because i trust you guys enough to not judge me that much. it's been an incredibly long day but i'm nearing the end of the longest journey ever. ok, so other people have probably journeyed longer than me before. this just feels like it's taking an eternity. i'm excited to get to where i'm actually going tomorrow - that should be the best part. in the mean time, i'm going to enjoy the classy amenities of the deluxe inn such as the clothespinned together curtains to my left. ok, time to go to sleep. i miss you all already and hope all is well.

love,

christina

Wish you were here

The other night when I was waiting on the bus it stopped snowing for long enough for it to be really calm and pretty and the clock tower was all lit up playing "Hey Jude". It made me think of you.

I feel like this