One more time, perhaps...

I need the current addresses for Cari and Lea, please... This should be the last time for a while. ;)

~bj

Pretense.

Being the 10th douchebaggyest wasn't good enough for me. I had to go for numero uno.

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/humor/201108/douchiest-colleges-america-2011#slide=1

CARL

:)

Thanks, Kelsey, for the warm wishes, and thanks to everyone for coming to my big day. We had a really, really great time, and we hope you did too!

Here are a couple of pictures, just for fun.

Holy Cow, Bethany is getting married today.

Who would have thought, all those years ago, when a certain gifted teacher who shall not be named was making us make a blog, for what now seems like no apparent reason, that one day we would be posting about one of us getting married....that certainly warrants a blog post I do believe.

So here's to Bethany and Justin, may they have a splendid life together forever and ever.

All of my love,

K.D.

Blog is sad, let's make it less sad.

Let's see, what interesting things do I have to say? Not many but....

Bethany, I had quite a nice time at your shower yesterday, it was really fun.

Jim got a big bottle of wine last night, I drank most of it. Sheesh.

School starts tomorrow, balls! At least I get my loan next week.

Cari and Christina, I miss you guys...will either of you be here after Bethany's wedding?

So yeah, that's all,

all of my love,

K.D.

I am the greatest man that ever lived

I love the way my feet look when I actually bother to paint my toe nails. Carl m'dear, could you be so kind as to post where we can send you letters/lots of explicit naked photos when you are at training ;) thanks!

wonky COMMA

Making banana pancakes...

I will soon be sending out wedding invitations, and I need your updated addresses. I'm not sure who's here and who's elsewhere, so can I please have the address where you can receive mail in about one to three weeks?

Thanks!

bj

Review: Thor

Basic premise: Super hot Norse god falls from the sky to give sweet lovings to an overworked astrophysicist girl. Then he goes back through the wormhole to his own dimension and they go back about their business.

Most epic nerdy girl fantasy?

Like even better than lumberjacks?

A metaphor for my recent sexcapades?

In any case, it gives me hope.

Also, the best scene:

IN A CAFE:

THOR: *drinks coffee* This is good.

PHYSICS INTERN: Hell yeah it is.

THOR: ANOTHERRRRRR! *violently smashes cup on floor*

PHYSICIST: You could have said that more politely.

Love you K.D. :)

CARL

Honey Badger don't care

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

(On bad boys)

I do understand the appeal of wanting to spend time with a man based solely on his physical appearance, but you always have options. Instead of actually dating somebody like that, you need to have a bit of self-respect--so have a one-night stand with him and then move on. A guy like that is usually only good for sex anyway, and even that wears off once you firgure out he eats Marlboros for breakfast.
-Chelsea Handler

Sorry for two slutty posts in a row, but this was too funny not to share. It is in May's Cosmo which I am going to pretend I bought just because it had Hayley Williams on the cover.

CARL