Tanabe-sugano diagrams, and why the fuck is hexaaqua iron 3 nearly colorless?

It's probably bad to sit around eating jalapeno jelly straight from the jar, right?

I should probably just stick to drinking earl grey, slapping my mouth with my teaspoon, and wondering what the hell I am doing with my life.

all of my love,

K.D.

Oh Dear Lort,

The other night I had a dream with Jeremy Beach. Hoo boy has it been a while since that happened. We were at chuckie cheese's and tickets cost nearly a dollar a piece, and yes you used tickets not tokens. And you could buy tickets with your calculator or with just money. So I went up to get me and Jeremy and the other two people there's (Jim and maybe Lea?) tickets, and I only has $60 and everyone else was getting them with their calculators. But the machine that took money from the calculators was broken, so everyone just had to share the tickets I got, which somehow only came out to be like 10 a piece, and each game took like close to that much. And then the ski ball machine (my favorite) was off or broken or something, so I couldn't play that. And the machine where it gives you a bunch of basketballs to shoot was off, and there were barely any other games. And then we were all laying down trying to take naps. So the whole thing sucked a lot.

all of my love,

K.D.

I like it when I can literally see swagger rolling off of rockstars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s92smjLq_38

That video did shock me a little when it came out. In a good way.

Also, I'm obsessing over Gone for Good. Why did it take me so long to appreciate the magnitude of The Shins?

all of my love,
K.D.

Imaginary Friends

Frodo why u so awkward?

I need a kick in the ass or a venti white mocha with soy and an extra shot

AHHHH tomorrow is school. I don't have a bookbag, my hairs need a trim desperately, my room is a hellhole of a mess, and I haven't even bothered to look at where my classes are on campus yet. Pretty sure this meme is going to be an accurate description of this entire year, just replace the pint with a solo cup of some type of mixed drink.

Cheers to another year dudes
wonkY

I had a dream last night...

that I was attending your state-side 21st Birthday. None of the drinks I made you were strong enough after all of the Scotch Whiskey. I was saddened when I realized this couldn't actually occur this summer.

CARL

Dear Zach Braff,

I'm sorry for not believing you about Colin Hay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5J-DtKldpE

all of my love,

K.D.

I'm a lit' drunk on Vodka and high on...summertime

I went to the boys' house yesterday for some quality day drinking time. It was pretty damn fun, not gonna lie. I enjoy places with people who I can get unreasonably drunk with off of three very strong Arnold Palmers.

Also note, those bitches are sneaky! You think you're okay because you can't taste the drunk creeping in because of that delicious lovechild of sweettea vodka and lemonade, but it will fuck your shit up and then your slurring your words at the pool and saying "blowjobs" and "he's just a pussy" way way too loud to be okay. Luckily, the boys used to be close friends with Corey so I could probably strip naked and run around the pool singing "Put it in my mouth (yes even the part about eating vagina)" and it would not be the most embarrassing thing they've had to deal with. I like that, no standards is the way to go. Also, I really want to buy the "If God didn't intend for man to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made them shaped like tacos" shirt, but I honestly don't know where I could wear it.

Let's see, other than that my life has been pretty boring. Occasional 12 hour days of wedding catering, lots of sleeping in, and video games in my underwear, you know livin the dream... the dream of every 14 year old boy, except for the work part and the frequent masturbating to girls on the internet, I've cut way down on that, I swear.

I got the prof. of a really cool grad class to give me permission to take her class in fall. And my advisor is going to help me fuck UF out of their graduate fees for taking the class by registering it as "Individual Study" which is an undergrad class. I hate the system, but when you learn how to screw it over it's not so bad.

Been watching lots of my drunk kitchen and Jenna to keep myself in high spirits, it mostly leaves me wishing I could do my eye makeup half as good as drunk Jenna when I'm sober and wanting a cute small animal to hold.

WonkyCoMMA

Oh, Jimmy.

This is hilarious:
http://whatshouldbetchescallme.tumblr.com/post/27950243996/when-i-see-someone-wearing-crocs

Until I realize that what they're looking at is the poor gator in the concrete pit at the Citrus Attraction. Then it's sad.

CARL