"It's...
Colder than the nipple on a witch's tit!
Colder than a bucket of penguin shit!
Colder than the hairs of a polar bear's ass!
colder than the frost on a champagne glass!"
That charming little diddy is from Thomas Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" who actually is a Cornell alum so he would know about that kind of cold. Oddly enough I didn't know that until after I had bought the book but as you can imagine I was even more excited. Anyway I'm sharing it with you #1 because its funny to see things like this in classic literature and #2 because I never thought about the fact that penguins deficated before; kind of like how men don't think attractive women go poop
CARL
6 comentarios:
wow, carl, i was thinking that too. penguins poo, how weird. i wonder if it is like all other bird poo? please dont freeze to an untimely end while you're at school. find a hot, rocker guy to keep you toasty. what are we doing thursday by the way?
wC
Oh man, I really want to see Inglorious Bastards too!!!
K.D.
I wonder if it has antifreeze in it like arctic fish blood so that the penguins don't get constipated...ANYWAY...We are going put put golfing...I hope! We need to work out a time. I know Kels & Chris need to wait until later in the day. IDK Congo River's hours :/
CARL
put put's a little expensive... isn't it? don't forget some of us are poor college kids here... is there any possible cheaper solution?
chris
oh cry about it!!! You guys have it made in-state! Um sure we can do whatever we want. Think of something.
CARL
ha. have it made. ha. in state. ha.
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