martes, septiembre 8

i've never missed a stranger before... like you.

(267): so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted

(902): Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.

(773): I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.

(812): McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
(1-812): All of them

(773): you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"

(850): the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
(1-850): that makes sense.

2 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

WTF

CARL

L is for Gifted dijo...

what? do you not know about texts from last night? you sad child...