My life is average

Have you ever seen this site?
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.php

It reminds me often of us. Like here, this one's like christina:
Today, I was walking along and a girl pointed out my gray hair and asked why because I'm still a teenager. I convinced her that I'm really 43 in Hawaiian years and that we age faster because we're closer to the equator and thus go around the world faster. She said she was so sorry that I was going to miss out on life. I have no idea how I kept such a straight face. MLIA

kelsey:
Today in Physics class, we took a generator and had a student put his hand on it. We then all lined up and held hands leading up to that student, so we had a charge running through us. I was the last person in line, and since I was hanging out of the room, I gave a freshman a huge high five. The charge through me shocked him and he fell on the floor. I love physics. MLIA

cari, if you had a little brother, maybe:
Today, me and my bestfriend were dicussing the latest Victoria's Secret comercial, and we were talking about how we would loved to walk around in a bra and heels and get paid for it. My eleven year old brother than said "you can, it's called a hooker" MLIA.

lea, way in the future:
Yesterday, I was at Friendly's waiting to be seated with my mom when 2 elderly women were leaving. As they walked by me I heard a snippit of their conversation which included the first lady asking "But what will you do if he touches your knee again?" with the response from the smaller, more frail looking lady of "I'll punch him out." I love old people. MLIA

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