Reason 1:
It takes serious balls to approach a girl wearing python cowboy boots. Thus, it eliminates frivolous conversation with pansy motherfuckers.
Reason 2:
Python cowboy boots are luxurious and they can hold necessary accessories such as a phone and a card wallet. They therefore eliminate the need to carry (and probably drunkenly misplace) a designer handbag.
Reason 3:
FUCKING BOOTFLASK!
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alright, that's it. i want a motherfucking like button on this blog ASAP. aaand i want cowboy boots in which to put a flask
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carl you are the shit. ain't got time for no pansy motherfuckers.
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I shall call him flaskie and he shall be mine, he shall be my flaskie...
http://everythinginthesky.com/post/704308474/its-motherfucking-booze-time-the-flask
Thanks guys :)
You should find the Dartmouth "It's Drinking Time" Flash Mob. It makes me happy. Cornell is going to do it soon. The link kept dying in comment form though.
Also I think vodka gummy dinosaurs are going to have to happen soon. Dinosaurs are simply my favorite.
CARL
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