"[...] clitoris"
"Dude, WTF, you can't say that!" *whines about poor innocent ears*
"Guys, were talking about ANATOMY, that is the anatomical name of that. Sorry. Geez, "love button""
"sniggers"
Then the two sober ones were convinced by the drunk one that staying up all night to get McDonalds' breakfast and buy The Hangover was a good idea. Then I made an ass of myself in approximately a 20' radius of my mom's boss. Then Lea fell asleep. So Doug.
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i want a real life instant replay over spring break please! god we are sofa king amazing i can hardly stand it.
oh, 30 pages of gulliver's travels to read before my 12:50 class? time to try on every dress in my closet and look up haircut ideas on google...
wc
bahahahaha. i don't remember the clitoris conversation (CLITORIS!) but you left out the part of my mom calling your mom and almost calling the cops apparently.
so worth the breakfast.
chris
i applied for a credit card yesterday. i hope i get it!
not included *cry*
Lea can we please go see YtG and Grouplove for Spring Break. They're SOFA KING GOOD!
yes! tix are 21$ I'll have to go get them soon, probably next weekend or the one after :)
Pfft...I'm going to the keys this spring break. Also...who cried?
Also, I can't get a credit card, I haven't had a bank account long enough, and that's a card for students specifically :(
K.D>
YAY KEYS!!!!
boo for not having a bank account long enough. haven't you had one since like high school?
Really? USAA was like "you're a cadet? sure you can haz card. it haz fucking F22 Raptor onit!"
as for things you probably shouldn't do:
get stoned and channel surf. especially when there's a chance that toddlers and tiaras could be on. because you will probably lose control of the remote as well as the muscles in your jaw.
clearly this lesson is not from real world experience.
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