And then Americans got their heads out of their asses

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/college-student-claims-left-cell-five-days-without-153200359.html

And realized how immensely idiotic it is for drugs to be illegal. Then they legalized all the drugs and we stopped putting kids in jail for victim-less crimes and put a fraction of the money we saved from not having to shelter and feed them while they were in jail into giving addicts free rehab and properly educating the public about addiction. Bonus points for not turning 18 year olds who got caught with an 8-ball into into hardened criminals and giving people the right to do as they please with their body. Oh, and probable prevention of gang violence and babies born with opiate addiction. The end.