Review: Thor

Basic premise: Super hot Norse god falls from the sky to give sweet lovings to an overworked astrophysicist girl. Then he goes back through the wormhole to his own dimension and they go back about their business.

Most epic nerdy girl fantasy?

Like even better than lumberjacks?

A metaphor for my recent sexcapades?

In any case, it gives me hope.

Also, the best scene:

IN A CAFE:

THOR: *drinks coffee* This is good.

PHYSICS INTERN: Hell yeah it is.

THOR: ANOTHERRRRRR! *violently smashes cup on floor*

PHYSICIST: You could have said that more politely.

Love you K.D. :)

CARL

Honey Badger don't care

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

(On bad boys)

I do understand the appeal of wanting to spend time with a man based solely on his physical appearance, but you always have options. Instead of actually dating somebody like that, you need to have a bit of self-respect--so have a one-night stand with him and then move on. A guy like that is usually only good for sex anyway, and even that wears off once you firgure out he eats Marlboros for breakfast.
-Chelsea Handler

Sorry for two slutty posts in a row, but this was too funny not to share. It is in May's Cosmo which I am going to pretend I bought just because it had Hayley Williams on the cover.

CARL

Why I wear python cowboy boots:

Reason 1:
It takes serious balls to approach a girl wearing python cowboy boots. Thus, it eliminates frivolous conversation with pansy motherfuckers.

Reason 2:
Python cowboy boots are luxurious and they can hold necessary accessories such as a phone and a card wallet. They therefore eliminate the need to carry (and probably drunkenly misplace) a designer handbag.

Reason 3:
FUCKING BOOTFLASK!

nerd sniping

I just read the words "gravitational waves" and grinned uncontrollably and became excited for a second at the prospect of learning about them at some point. There may be something wrong with me.

K.D.

Hey yo Bethany!

Have you sent out your save the dates yet? Just wanna make sure it wasn't lost in the mail or anything :)

mo

So today...

I had a man who achieved his undergrad in literature (not that there is a damn thing wrong with that), and continued to become an evolutionary biologist that studies social systems, inform me that evolution was the basis of all science, proceed to affirm that all science is unequivocally rooted in evolution (in more or less words), and then he proceeded to list out ecology, physiology, and various forms of sociology as "all science."

Fantastic.

K.D.

Drunken Gummi Bears

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2Ggq1A/www.instructables.com/id/Drunken-Gummies-Vodka-Infused-Gummi-Bears/step1/Wait-for-it/

How to trap a hipster

J'hate daylight savings time. It's already 8-o-clock! I have done nothing all day! I googled us today for fun, we are the first and only (as far as I saw) lisforgifted. Go us!

WonkY COMMA

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