I do understand the appeal of wanting to spend time with a man based solely on his physical appearance, but you always have options. Instead of actually dating somebody like that, you need to have a bit of self-respect--so have a one-night stand with him and then move on. A guy like that is usually only good for sex anyway, and even that wears off once you firgure out he eats Marlboros for breakfast.
-Chelsea Handler
Sorry for two slutty posts in a row, but this was too funny not to share. It is in May's Cosmo which I am going to pretend I bought just because it had Hayley Williams on the cover.
CARL
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MAN! I bought the April Cosmo with Olivia Wilde, and then like TWO DAYS later the one with Hayley Williams was out and I was so mad because I SO would have preferred that one. I really should just get a subscription and stop shelling out $5 every time I want a magazine.
Also, Chelsea Handler's column in there is always one of the best parts.
K.D.
at dance marathon i read like five issues of cosmo and then a few days later, whilst waiting for my grits to cook, i was flipping through the cosmo on our kitchen counter and was struck by an out of character, semi-feminist, annoyance at cosmo. it's all about "how to be hot" "how to get the right man" "how to basically conform to what we think women should be/act/look like". i'm pretty sure it was the result of a slight estrogen advice overdose but it was just so weird. in a related tangent, i was telling all this to chris one night and then i was like "yeah and this one article was like 'what men HATE when you wear to bed'. guess what it was?! it was sweat pants and i just wanted to tell them: fuck you cosmo, if i want to wear sweat pants it's just too damn bad for my man". i finish my rant and chris just says "yeah, if he has that much of an issue with your sweat pants he should probably just take them off, problem solved" lol good answer on his part. anyway, hayley williams is so cute and i love her hair all the time. the end
wC
agreed that's why I feel a little guilty buying it cause it's always about conforming and being super duper hot and how to give awesome bj's and I'm like FUCK YOU COSMO I WANT TO LOOK LIKE A NERD AND BE A PRUDE IF I WANT!!!! Whoo. Now that's out of my system.
CARL
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