I'm a lit' drunk on Vodka and high on...summertime

I went to the boys' house yesterday for some quality day drinking time. It was pretty damn fun, not gonna lie. I enjoy places with people who I can get unreasonably drunk with off of three very strong Arnold Palmers.

Also note, those bitches are sneaky! You think you're okay because you can't taste the drunk creeping in because of that delicious lovechild of sweettea vodka and lemonade, but it will fuck your shit up and then your slurring your words at the pool and saying "blowjobs" and "he's just a pussy" way way too loud to be okay. Luckily, the boys used to be close friends with Corey so I could probably strip naked and run around the pool singing "Put it in my mouth (yes even the part about eating vagina)" and it would not be the most embarrassing thing they've had to deal with. I like that, no standards is the way to go. Also, I really want to buy the "If God didn't intend for man to eat pussy, he wouldn't have made them shaped like tacos" shirt, but I honestly don't know where I could wear it.

Let's see, other than that my life has been pretty boring. Occasional 12 hour days of wedding catering, lots of sleeping in, and video games in my underwear, you know livin the dream... the dream of every 14 year old boy, except for the work part and the frequent masturbating to girls on the internet, I've cut way down on that, I swear.

I got the prof. of a really cool grad class to give me permission to take her class in fall. And my advisor is going to help me fuck UF out of their graduate fees for taking the class by registering it as "Individual Study" which is an undergrad class. I hate the system, but when you learn how to screw it over it's not so bad.

Been watching lots of my drunk kitchen and Jenna to keep myself in high spirits, it mostly leaves me wishing I could do my eye makeup half as good as drunk Jenna when I'm sober and wanting a cute small animal to hold.

WonkyCoMMA