"You're way too beautiful girl"

Lea!!
Felíz Cumpleaños, my dear!! Seventeen, seventeen, seventeen and you like it, love it, like it, seventeen... How does it feel to be the first to turn the big one seven? I hope you have a great day today and always and don't forget how much we ♥ you!! I hope this picture conveys all of the excitement for your big day that I have and would like to express and yet can not find the words.

:) Love you!!
CM

It's summertime... ladies lookin' hot

I am so not gangsta. I didn't really understand what CARL meant when she said she was trippin' over the new look. Trippin'... that's a bad thing, right? Well, I put it back, and now the majority of the text is purple. Or gray. I don't see that well. I want it to be a bright color like yellow. It's a good thing the text is in Spanish and not some other language. Because if it was in Czech or Romanian we would not be able to get it back. My mom saw your last post, KD, and asked if we were preschoolers. I should have told her no, we are sophisticaated young adults, able to give blood in the very near future. On that note: HAPPY BIRTHDAY WONKY!! How's it feel to be seventeen? I think you should go get an issue of the mag, maybe it will be different when you actually fit the title. :) Anyway, I hope you all are having a great day in all your different places. Let us know, Carl, how you do at your meet (which is where I assume you are, but I guess I'm not sure). ~bj

"I've been between myself for days"

Hey guys,

So I was mainly just tired of "poopie" being the first thing I see when I get on the blog... but I also just wanted to thank you guys. Mostly for being so tolerant. I've been feeling kind of "mad at the world" lately and I'm sure you all have received some of the unintentional results of that... So I'm sorry for any jerk-like qualities I've been displaying lately. I honestly don't mean to be that way, I just can't control my mouth quick enough sometimes... But thank you guys for not completely shunning me or anything, you put up with a lot...

CM

Poopie

So this is what comes up if you Google "poopie". Be warned, it is one of those things that is mildly disgusting, but duly hilarious!

THE GHOST POOPIE The kind where you feel poopie come out, see poopie on the toilet paper, but there's no poopie in the bowl.
THE CLEAN POOPIE The kind where you feel poopie come out, see poopie in the bowl, but there's no poopie on the toilet paper.
THE WET POOPIE You wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped. So you end up putting toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with those dreadful skid marks.
THE SECOND WAVE POOPIE This poopie happenes when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poopie some more.
THE BRAIN HEMORRAHAGE THROUGH YOUR NOSE POOPIE Also known as "Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie". You have to strain so much to get it out that you turn purple and practically have a stroke.
THE CORN POOPIE No explanation necessary.
THE LINCOLN LOG POOPIE The kind of poopie that's so enormous you're afraid to flush it down without first breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
THE NOTORIUS DRINKER POOPIE The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the tread mark left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after you flush.
THE "GEE, I REALLY WISH I COULD POOPIE" POOPIE The kind where you want to poopie, but even after straining your guts out, all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
THE WET CHEEKS POOPIE Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your buns so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
THE LIQUID POOPIE That's the kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt, splashes all over the side of the toilet bowl and, at the same time, chronically burns your tender poop-chute.
THE MEXICAN FOOD POOPIE A class all its own.
THE CROWD PLEASER This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.
THE MOOD ENHANCER This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.
THE RITUAL This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.
THE GUINESS BOOK OF RECORDS POOPIE A poopie so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.
THE AFTERSHOCK POOPIE This poopie has an odour so powerful than anyone entering the vicinity within the next 7 hours is affected.
THE "HONEYMOON'S OVER" POOPIE This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.
THE GROANER A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.
THE FLOATER Characterized by its floatability, this poopie has been known to resurface after many flushings.
THE RANGER A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion,but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.
THE PHANTOM POOPIE This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.
THE PEEK-A-BOO POOPIE Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.
THE BOMBSHELL A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie (ie. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near poopie-ing facilities.
THE SNAKE CHARMER A long skinny poopie which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.
THE OLYMPIC POOPIE This poopie occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poopie.
THE BACK-TO-NATURE POOPIE This poopie may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.
THE PEBBLES-FROM-HEAVEN POOPIE An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually CAN'T poopie.
PREMEDITATED POOPIE Laxative induced. Doesn't count.
POOPIEZOPHERENIA Fear of poopieting - can be fatal!
ENERGIZER vs DURACELL POOPIE Also known as a "Still Going" poopie.
THE POWER DUMP POOPIE The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.
THE LIQUID PLUMBER POOPIE This kind of poopie is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poopie.)
THE SPINAL TAP POOPIE The kind of poopie that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.
THE "I THINK I'M GIVING BIRTH THROUGH MY BUTT" POOPIE Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poopies. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.
THE PORRIDGE POOPIE The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: (a) flush and keep going, or (b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.
THE "I'M GOING TO CHEW MY FOOD BETTER" POOPIE When the bag of Dorritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.
THE "I THINK I'M TURNING INTO A BUNNY" POOPIE When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
THE "WHAT THE HECK DIED IN HERE?" POOPIE Also sometimes referred to as The Toxic Dump. Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odour. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gaggin and gasping for air.
THE "I JUST KNOW THERE'S A TURD STILL DANGLING THERE" POOPIE Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.

Hope it gave you some giggles...

all of my love,
K.D.

"he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned?"

Ok guys, (I start my posts out like that a lot, don't I) so our choices for the AP English review books are "5 Steps to a 5 on the AP English Literature Test" (which sounds fairly appealing to me), "Master the AP English Lit and Comp Test" or the regular old Kaplan standby. We are taking AP English Lit, right? Not Comp? I can never remember... anyways, I don't really remember what my point was... but yeah, those are the review books. We should get some soon.

CM

When it rains, it pours

And it was pouring when we got to Universal yesterday. The lines were long too, but I had fun anyway. I had thought that Universal (being the movie makers) would go crazy on their special effects but they didn't even have scare zones outside of the haunted houses like Busch Gardens does. The few good haunted houses that were actually scary had 90min waits in line. Unfortunately I think they have gone soft because they make more money off of alcohol than anything else. Scantily clad girls were walking around everywhere with these red jello shots in syringes to look like blood. How much did this nano-ounce of fluid cost do you ask? Five dollars a pop I heard her say. Not too mention every drunken fool in there bought one. Rediculous. Anyway my real reason for posting was too see what happened in Chemistry today. Hit me up with some info yo.

CARL

"And the rosary beads, count em, One Two Three, fell apart as they hit the floor"

So, today I did nothing, it was divine. I really feel as if we should fight for Spanish Comp., we ARE THE BEST IN THE COUNTY FOR PETE'S SAKE! I mean think about it, our football team is el lamo and they get money. We have to try. I know I've said this before but can you all believe 1/4 of our jr. year is gone?! It reminds me of that Switchfoot song "Gone, like yesterday is gone, like Al Pachino's cash, nothing lasts in this life...". Whats all this about hair dye? Oh yah, ok, for those with Mr. Coefer you all know the 1930s actresses he has pictures of, well I love those dresses they all wear, AND I think I want a dress like that for prom, so get this: I'm going to try and make it on me onesies. *Gasp* hehe sorry guys I'm so hyper plus I haven't posted in a billion years. Well, I'll be off now.
P.S. J'heart Irish Alternative Rock!
~wOnKy CoMmA (if I ever forgot an M, I'd be wonky coma...thats a riot)