lunes, julio 5

I am cham-pion at beer p-ong.

5 games, or 6. we really aren't 100% sure, but whichever it is, that is the number of times jake and i crushed the hearts and souls of the opposing team. i was pretty fun. also, met a kid who lived in Norway for three years, said kid got very drunk and tried to fight EVERYBODY. Said kid and I had a conversation about how 'viking' is a verb, said kid will always be referred to as Norway in my mind and has made it clear that you don't even have to be born in norway to become crazy and violent.
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