Life's too short to even care at all.

I finished my last exam before finals yesterday. We had a really amazing Veterans' Day ceremony where a WW2 vet came and talked to us and chorale sang. My best friend got to talk to Foster the People after their concert in Berlin last night and texted me on her international phone. I'm about to go on a lunch date with a guy. A really nice guy. Stand-by for apocalypse.

CARL

Things were going SO well until you started your crap

Fucking computer. You work, you don't, you work again, but for how long? Haven't I treated you right? I don't give you viruses from porn sites, I don't spill liquids on your keyboard, I don't play WoW. Sure, I may have dropped you... a few times, but really stop being a little bitch. You're a laptop, now get your shit together so I can keep wasting time on facebook!

Sincerely,

Wonky COMMA