We watched Colbert in my physics lecture yesterday.

It was Kelser heaven. My instructor thinks this guy looks weird, but People Magazine and I think he's hot.

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CARL

P.S. I bought a big bag cookies today because I'm PMSing and Google has the Cookie Monster on it.

Duh Duh Duh Duh Na Na Na Na Na

Grown up, she just turned 16
Stuck in the moment
Dead at the scene
And it's on tonight
This is life that you wanted, right?
So turn off all the lights
She's dressed up just like a movie star
At all the parties they'll know who you are
Wouldn't it be great, to be fashionably late
So why don't you wait til you're sedated...

Don't it feel like somethin's not right in his kiss tonight?

Yeah what I'm sayin is do you, do you wanna lose it all
Cause this is more than just a dance hall drug
You can't wait to fall in love
All I'm saying is do you, do you wanna learn to fly?
Than you should pack it up and say good bye
Cause when the push comes to the shove
Its just a dance hall drug

Step in, and you can lock the door
The candles are lit, and the clothes on the floor
You can take a chance
On finding romance
Now you're holding hands
But he's got other plans
Tick-tock the clock is turning red
The room won't stop spinning and thoughts in your head
And it's too late
You feel like you're making a big mistake
You should've waited

Don't it feel like somethin's not right in his kiss tonight?

Yeah what I'm sayin is do you, do you wanna lose it all
Cause this is more than just a dance hall drug
You can't wait to fall in love
All I'm saying is do you, do you wanna learn to fly?
Than you should pack it up and say good bye
Cause when the push comes to the shove
Its just a dance hall drug

Just wait Love
Show 'em what you're made of

Don't it feel like somethin's not right in his kiss tonight?

Do you, do you wanna lose it all?
Cause this is more than just a dance hall drug
You can't wait to fall in love
Do you, do you wanna learn to fly?
Then you should pack it up and say goodbye
Cause when the push comes to the shove
It's just a dance hall drug...
Do you, do you wanna lose it all?
Cause this is more than just a dance hall drug
You can't wait to fall in love
Do you, do you wanna learn to fly?
Then you should pack it up and say goodbye
Cause when the push comes to the shove
It's just a dance hall drug...

So I'm trying to catch a cat...

How unusual for me right? I know. Anyways, I fed it a hotdog. And then an eggroll. And now I am trying to lure it in with some tuna. But I think it is full. I feel bad for it. It hurt its paw. I wish it would come inside and be my kitty. But it is afraid. Or it just doesn't like tuna. But who doesn't like tuna? I got it to come inside with the hotdog. But then it ran away before I could close the door. It really loves hotdogs. I think I will call it Hotdog. I wish Hotdog was not such a fraidy-cat.

K.D.

For Halloween I was the girl dancing like a ho,

but I was dressed like a boy. So my friend and I walked outside of this party and on this 30 degree incline street in Collegetown these kids were doing Hawaiian fire dances with fireballs on the ends of chains and batons. A firetruck comes up the street and the kids just stand on the sidewalk with their fireballs still blazing. The fireman acts like he is going to yell at us and get us in trouble, but he just tells them to stay away from the houses and he sits there to watch the show. They proceed to throw candy at us, say Happy Halloween, and drive away.

I love this place,

I love college.

CARL