I'm going to Guam bitches!!!
Two years in muthfuckin' paradise for my first assignment! Never mind the fact that the Pacific theater is huge right now because everyone is afraid of China and North Korea. There's going to be a lot of environmental issues with growing the bases (Navy and AF) which would be perfectly suited for me kicking major ass, making big money, and doing the kind of work I've always dreamed about.
The island is only like 30 miles across, so maybe I'll just get a dirt bike or something. Granted, how am I going to haul around my sea kayak then? Anyone want to work on their scuba certification with me this summer?
Oh and if you ever want to visit, I could always just meet you in Australia ;)
See you this weekend, hopefully!
CARL
