I'm about to betch out a little...

Ithaca Independence Day.

Mo', bros, kittens, waterfalls, alcohols, slaw. Poetry shit.

So it goes...

We went to Mike's bro's house in c-town for some BBQ and dranks. He made the same (very dangerous) jungle juice from slope day in his backpack tank dispenser. There was croquet (Mo' taught me how to spell it), botche ball (don't even fuckin know dude),slip-n-sliding, and beer pong. Mayda confessed her like to (other) Al, but it didn't work so that was kinda sad and we got more drunk instead of being sad.

We had to find a long enough hose to set up the slip-n-slide which was obviously a great idea. We found a stray kitten and stole a bro hat in the process. Hence "THERE ARE SO MANY FREE KITTENS AND HATS HERE!" We found a big coil underneath a pile of leaves. I guess "diry hose is better than no hose."


I was slizzerd by 6, so Mayda took me home and I mustered up the strength to shower and have some bread. We cried about what was surely nothing because I was drunk and I started my period today.

Mo' returned with many bruises and headaches by like 10. She went to the waterfall with the bros. You can ask her the rest if she remembers.

CARL

Your hustle's busted when you can't afford a cigarette.

So has anyone listened to the new R.H.C.P. album? Is it decent?

I have contracted this new catchphrase, unsure where I picked it up from, but I find myself saying it all the time lately. "fuckin' A man".

Ooh, I won a door prize last night at a comedy club. Tickets back to the comedy club. So all it takes to win a raffle is being on a different continent from Bethany.

Also, I was wrong about Scottish accents. So wrong. They don't all sound like Sean Connery. It is beautiful. And hawt. So hot.

Today I greeted my officemates with, "Happy fourth of July, bitches!". It was very gratifying. Unfortunately they were not at all offended, not even the actual English one.

Apparently "anyways" is not a real word. Mind=blown.

"Most inventions start out like this, with alotta people being like "That's not the way it was before." and other people being like "Shut up, I'm drunk."" Not the best beginning, excellent ending.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJd8QARaR0&feature=plcp

Also, post something bitches.

all of my love,

K.D.

Also, happy Higgs Boson day. It was a fun day to be a scientist, I must say.