chicas, chicas bonitas!

Today I saw a really lazy squirrel. You know how normally they are all teaking out and running around and chasing each other? This squirrel was so lazy that he was laying on a stone bench with one arm hanging down and his head hanging over the edge. When a person walked by he got up and moved to the back of the bench and laid down in the exact same way. He was there for like ten minutes. I think if a squirrel was to even smoke pot that is how they would act. Also, I went and tried to tan on sunday and got a little burnt right between my boobs and now it's itchy, but I'm at work and I don't think itching your boobs at work is acceptable.