I would love to walk into Wegman's with one of these bad boys

Holy God, that's disturbing.

This could be you, only with less careful military discipline and more drunken attempts to launch hedgehogs into the stratosphere.

http://www.cracked.com/article/229_12-sexy-ads-that-will-give-you-nightmares/

"So, suddenly, what was probably devised as a cutesy commercial for a food product becomes a dramatic tale of a young albino on acid saving Earth by eating alien babies in the shape of human toddlers."


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_17093_10-awesome-ads-traumatizing-children.html#ixzz17XadjIa1

"Your Escalade may look "gangster," but it takes an RPG round like a little bitch."

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18732_6-things-you-wont-believe-are-more-legal-than-marijuana.html#ixzz17Xg3lbD3

This could be you, only with less careful military discipline and more drunken attempts to launch hedgehogs into the stratosphere.