- Stand up straight
- Floss
- Stop staring for hours on end at the magic time displacer, also known as your laptop, you've let it displace far too many of your limited hours on this here Earth
- Stop eating butter
- Stop eating chocolate
- Stop eating sinfully orgasmic combinations of butter and chocolate
- Learn how to fall asleep like normal people
- Wake up on time
- Use this new found "morning time" to be productive
- Good Lord, do some push ups or crunches or something, and throw in some yoga for good measure
- Cardio (yes this word is a life rule unto itself)
Life goals I have succeeded in implementing:
- Brushing my teeth twice daily (8th grade)
- Washing my face twice daily (sophomore year of college)
- Showering in the a.m. (this year of college)
- Not leaving the house make-up less. (basically last year)
- Buy and successfully eat vegetables, even if they only are green beans and spinach. (since I started feeding myself)
K.D.
