so i'm at the hotel (motel, holiday inn...hope someone got that...) ANYWAY. sitting here with the rents trying to not think of everything i'm missing and just the stuff that's about to happen. move in starts tomorrow at 9. i've been texting my roommate tonight and she seems cool. i'll keep ya'll updated hopefully sometime soon. love and miss everyone :)
chris
sábado, agosto 15
lunes, agosto 10
Ode to a new life.
"It's...
Colder than the nipple on a witch's tit!
Colder than a bucket of penguin shit!
Colder than the hairs of a polar bear's ass!
colder than the frost on a champagne glass!"
That charming little diddy is from Thomas Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" who actually is a Cornell alum so he would know about that kind of cold. Oddly enough I didn't know that until after I had bought the book but as you can imagine I was even more excited. Anyway I'm sharing it with you #1 because its funny to see things like this in classic literature and #2 because I never thought about the fact that penguins deficated before; kind of like how men don't think attractive women go poop
CARL
Colder than the nipple on a witch's tit!
Colder than a bucket of penguin shit!
Colder than the hairs of a polar bear's ass!
colder than the frost on a champagne glass!"
That charming little diddy is from Thomas Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" who actually is a Cornell alum so he would know about that kind of cold. Oddly enough I didn't know that until after I had bought the book but as you can imagine I was even more excited. Anyway I'm sharing it with you #1 because its funny to see things like this in classic literature and #2 because I never thought about the fact that penguins deficated before; kind of like how men don't think attractive women go poop
CARL
domingo, agosto 9
arrrr matey!
Would you rather...
1) eat breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast?
2) have all morning classes or all night classes?
3) be a singer or song writer?
4) have long hair or short hair?
5) relive the same day over and over or never remember the day before?
6) be a super hero or a super villain?
7) have an iced or hot starbucks drink?
8) have a baby out of wedlock or never have a baby?
9) take out your splinter or have someone else do it?
10) be a twin or a triplet?
11) have been in WWI or WWII?
12) burn a candle or incense?
13) have a cat or a dog?
14) be mortal or immortal?
15) drive or ride?
16) type or write by hand?
17) read the same book for the rest of your life or read only half of many books?
18) live on the coast or in the woods?
19) eat only meat or only vegetables?
20) buy a modern condo or an old house?
~wonky cOmma
1) eat breakfast for dinner or dinner for breakfast?
2) have all morning classes or all night classes?
3) be a singer or song writer?
4) have long hair or short hair?
5) relive the same day over and over or never remember the day before?
6) be a super hero or a super villain?
7) have an iced or hot starbucks drink?
8) have a baby out of wedlock or never have a baby?
9) take out your splinter or have someone else do it?
10) be a twin or a triplet?
11) have been in WWI or WWII?
12) burn a candle or incense?
13) have a cat or a dog?
14) be mortal or immortal?
15) drive or ride?
16) type or write by hand?
17) read the same book for the rest of your life or read only half of many books?
18) live on the coast or in the woods?
19) eat only meat or only vegetables?
20) buy a modern condo or an old house?
~wonky cOmma
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