Holy God, that's disturbing.

This could be you, only with less careful military discipline and more drunken attempts to launch hedgehogs into the stratosphere.

http://www.cracked.com/article/229_12-sexy-ads-that-will-give-you-nightmares/

"So, suddenly, what was probably devised as a cutesy commercial for a food product becomes a dramatic tale of a young albino on acid saving Earth by eating alien babies in the shape of human toddlers."


Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_17093_10-awesome-ads-traumatizing-children.html#ixzz17XadjIa1

"Your Escalade may look "gangster," but it takes an RPG round like a little bitch."

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18732_6-things-you-wont-believe-are-more-legal-than-marijuana.html#ixzz17Xg3lbD3

This could be you, only with less careful military discipline and more drunken attempts to launch hedgehogs into the stratosphere.