Biology class is idiotic. "What kind of altruistic lizard are you"
Everyone's response "I am like the blue lizard, the real nice one."
My response, "Humans aren't altruistic you dumbass, when was the last time you saw a human die for some other random human so that the other human could bang all the ladies?" Never. You are an idiot, Professor and so is everyone else.
I think turkeys are altruistic and mate cooperatively just because they're so fucking stupid. Naked mole rats are cooperative too and only mate with the queen mole rat like honey bees. As a result, they are extremely inbred, ugly, and live in deep dark holes. They're like the Hills Have Eyes of the rodent world.
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This is fantastic. I feel like I would have liked Twain. Although if Tesla is your best friend, you might be too weird for me.
Now to pry myself from bed and buy PMS/finals supplies. And by that I mean chocolate. All the chocolate.
K.D.
Also, Bethany, I hope you are reading this, because I want to tell you,
"HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY LOVELY LADY!!!"
Let me know if you wanna tear it up some time. We 20 year olds make good DDs :)
K.D.
If Tesla is your best friend I feel like we can all be friends :D
I also need PMS/finals supplies and by that I mean red bull. All the red bulls.
CARL
Biology class is idiotic. "What kind of altruistic lizard are you"
Everyone's response "I am like the blue lizard, the real nice one."
My response, "Humans aren't altruistic you dumbass, when was the last time you saw a human die for some other random human so that the other human could bang all the ladies?" Never. You are an idiot, Professor and so is everyone else.
I think turkeys are altruistic and mate cooperatively just because they're so fucking stupid. Naked mole rats are cooperative too and only mate with the queen mole rat like honey bees. As a result, they are extremely inbred, ugly, and live in deep dark holes. They're like the Hills Have Eyes of the rodent world.
CARL
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